New client. Big $$ job. Fast timeline. Important questions.
These were the thoughts in my brain:
"what what a boring lobby... Such tight security here, for what?... I should have pee'd back at the office... Oh, this is going to be long, wish I was more awake... Great, a ppt that is cut-off... Ok, I can get into what they need... Should have pee'd, no problem-its only an hour meeting... Ok, blah, blah, ask a questions-look interested... Nod in agreement... Boy, this ppt is giving me info that doesn't help... Ok, only 15 more minutes, then I'll pee... Nod in agreement... I can't believe I have to pee this bad... I should go pee... Nope, can't go now, look interested... Its a two hour meeting?.. I think I can hold it... Nod in agreement... Take a note here and there, but dont draw a picture... I have to hold this pee... Ok, two hours, lets wrap it up... Gotta pee... Nod... PEe.. make a hmm sound... Gotta Pee... make a notation about nothing... GOTTa PEe... nod... GOTTA PEE... BAD... Ok, how am I'm gonna get outta of this office?.. Where's the restroom?.. Can't go now-its all about my tasks... BUT I HAVE TO GO... Hang on there... A Little Longer... 2.5 hours long?.. Geez... I HAVE TO PEE! STOP ASKING THEM QUESTIONS... MUST PEE NOW..
oh thank god I can pee. try not to run to the bathroom. walking, walking, walking... faster.
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1 comment:
be a like a "real" creative.. act uninterested and walk out of the room and take a piss
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