Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Welcome Back to Society, Douche Bag

So, yesterday was the first day back to work. Got loaded up with several hot projects. Hot meaning, due this week. Not fun. Anyways, so yesterday, I ran to the downtown Target for a return and had to ride on Nicollet Mall for one block. Its "illegal" to ride on the mall, but... well...I'll continue. So there's this older, swanky-dressed business man trying to cross and I'm riding in his way. He yells at me, "Its illegal to ride bikes here!"

Being that I just returned from vacation, I didnt even hear him and let those words bounce right off. I'm the rubber-you're the glue sorta-strategy.

So I go into Target, do my thing and by happen-stance, we both exit Target together. And I sink back into society with;
"Arent you the guy who told me its illegal to ride on the mall?"

"Yes" He replies.

"You know its illegal to J-walk, dont you?" I snap back.

It felt good for a second. But then this posion crept all over my body. I sunk back down to a level vacations get you out of. It felt nasty.

Several other bad things happens from then on. Should have stayed away. Society sucks.

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